Something Soft And Soaked In Pain

vintageesoull:

Normalize apologizing to children.

(via hurtables)

fairylilies:

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

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dungeonmemes:

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rottenfaery:

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

(via twoinaband)

sapphictenten:

i have never heard anyone not sing that one line in little lion man by mumford and sons with absolute relish like everyone really enjoys just shouting you really fucked it up this time and i dont blame them

(via bassiter)

microtear:

This still kills me

(via sleeping-with-reality)

berrodtherapscallion:

snatchedweaves:

Me: And can I have extra mustard please

Worker: Sure just tell me when…..

Me: 

Worker:

Me: Okay that’s good, thanks…. 

Worker: *not stopping* *orgasming* 

Me: STOP THAT’S TOO MUCH

Worker: *Still adding mustard*

Me:

Worker: Great! Thanks! The magic word! 

Worker: Would you like anything else?

Me: 

Worker: Okay that’ll be $7.50

Me: *pays* 

Mom: Where is my fucking change?

WHAT IS THIS POST

(via sleeping-with-reality)